The question/statement/dig/praise that I hear most often is
"Wow you have 3 kids under 5, how do you do it?"
To which I respond, deadpan and serious
"Margaritas at 4pm"
And then they usually laugh, uncomfortably
And I remain deadpan
"No seriously, 1 or 2 a day"
And then it gets uncomfortable
Because people are not ok with me admitting it is hard
Admitting that Patron is a better solution then loosing your mind
My throwing up reality all over their fantasy
They don't expect honesty, a candid response
then why do they even bother asking
if they really don't care
or care enough for the truth
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