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Did I mention that I burned my tongue this week? Not "Opps, that was hot" burned. Not "Oh, I better let that cool" burned. "Holy fuck!" burned. I have only done this one other time in my life. It is a situation where what you are trying to ingest is so hot that your reaction is to reach for a drink and swallow it down. Which is actually bad, because then you burn your tongue and throat. Badly burn it. Like it swells up and you have to take Advil. Like you loose you sense of taste and can hardly swallow. Like it is 5 days later and things are slowly moving back to normal; I should be able to handle scratchy foods and taste again by Monday. Right now, without a doubt, my mother is shaking her head and fighting off every instance to call me and say "Did you see a doctor!". Ah, mothers.