11.29.2006

right round - like a record baby

If anyone is betting on a baby pool for when this peanut is going to pop out - here is an insider tip..go early over late. Every day it gets tighter and tighter and I see more details on those pumps that are trying to push through my skin. I think he has simply run out of room, and my penance for that is constant pushing, popping, uterine contractions and wiggly head motions on my bladder. The head feels like it has dropped so far down that I would not be surprised if it came popping out with a sneeze. Wouldn't that be nice?

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